Professor Your Almighty God

"'Professor Your Almighty God was the head of the School of Technomancy at St Merlin’s, and did indeed enjoy his job. As it happened, he was doing just fine. At this exact moment, he was sitting in a stylish bachelor pad, watching his own recorded lectures and smiling at his past self’s incredible sense of humour.'""-- Professor God, in his spare time (Book 4, Sent Into Mediochre-Drive)."Professor Your Almighty God is a technomancer who works at St Merlin's University.

Traits
Professor God is a somewhat self-obsessed, but technomantically brilliant professor at St Merlin's University. He has an ongoing frivalry with Mediochre, who insists upon calling him Your. When Professor God is visibly unsure of his own abilities, you know the characters are in trouble.

The Good, the Bad and the Mediochre
Professor God first appears in The Good, the Bad and the Mediochre, when Dean Kiwi Mashuga takes Mediochre to see him to get a heating charm to protect the egg that contains the baby dragon, Glint. Mediochre, repeatedly refers to Professor God as Your, despite Professor God telling him that "God" would make an infinitely better hypocorism. The meeting is cut short when an SSS agent, Isobel, attacks the university, and Professor God tries (and fails) to prevent Mediochre from engaging with her.

Professor God briefly appears later, capturing a couple of SSS agents at Mediochre's reluctant behest.

Black, White and Shades of Mediochre
In Book 2, it is revealed that Professor God was briefly promoted to role of Acting Dean at St Merlin's University, after Dean Kiwi Mashuga's arrest, but he stepped down when Mediochre threatened to resign.

Mediochre later brings Jacqueline Sable's diary to Professor God, so he can undo the enchantments sealing it closed. He is also one of the people whom Queen MAB calls in to consult before she decides to inform the public about the ongoing investigation into the necromancer.

Caught Mediochre-Handed
Professor God develops a method of retrieving the building full of people that Maccabeus Fervour had sealed off from the rest of the universe. He is able to open a connection to the Mantic Ether of Reality and with Rowan's help he uses the half-human signature of Sam the half-werewolf, in the main universe, to latch onto Dhampinella's Dhampir signature (also half-human), and pull her through along with the rest of the building.