Joseph Carrion

"'I'm Joseph Carrion. The gun's as much a part of me as I am.'""-- Joseph talking to Mabel Hart after she has invaded his mind (Book 3, Caught Mediochre-Handed)."Professor Joseph Carrion, PhD is Mediochre's right-hand man. He is a professional slayer catcher and professor of Zontanecrology, despite only being in his twenties. He is the mentor of the Dhampir, Dhampinella, and at the end of Book 2, he gets engaged to Maisie Galsach, a janitor at St Merlin's University, where they work.

Traits
Joseph is the good-natured and sarcastic godson of Mediochre Q Seth. He dresses almost exclusively in black, but in his Christmas Special we see that his favourite item of clothing was a bright orange Beatles t-shirt.

Chronology
Joseph meets Charlotte during her first visit to St Merlin's University in Book 1.